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#1 2024-06-10 15:55:38
- Jai Ganesh
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Peanut Jokes - II
Q: Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?
A: Because she's nuts!
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Q: What did the apple say to the peanuts?
A: You're Nuts!
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Q: What did the peanut say to the elephant?
A: Nothing, peanuts can't talk.
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Q: Why did the peanuts run across the busy road?
A: Because they were nuts!
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Q: Why did the dullard smear peanut butter on the road?
A: To go with the traffic jam.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
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