Be aware of my absence

Roraborealis · 2005-07-21 05:35:42

I will not be on this board for about two weeks, starting tomorrow. I will be away to New Zealand. Unless I can find a library, or some other internet source, I will not come back to the board.
I apologize for the short notice, but it was a surprize holiday, and I only just found out!
That is all.

mathsyperson · 2005-07-21 05:50:12

I don't know how helpful this will be but I found a link for you: click.

If you don't manage to get internet access, then I'm sure we'll all miss you.

Last edited by mathsyperson (2005-07-21 05:51:16)

Zach · 2005-07-21 06:01:06

Well, I'll be away for three weeks starting Tuesday. So, you'll be two moderators down.

MathsIsFun · 2005-07-21 09:59:38

Enjoy your Holidays!

Jai Ganesh · 2005-07-21 16:38:32

We would be missing you two!
Bon Voyage!

justlookingforthemoment · 2005-07-22 11:08:11

And I'm very busy...so I might not get around to coming here for a few days!

So I think it'll just be MathsIsFun and Mathsy then.

Jai Ganesh · 2005-07-22 22:08:45

We would be missing you all......
Do join us at the earliest........

EveryoneTookTheGoodNames · 2005-07-23 04:30:37

I am going on tuesday too!

MathsIsFun · 2005-07-23 09:59:55

Enjoy!

Zach · 2005-07-23 10:21:57

Enjoy or suffer eternal pain in the deepest circle of hell.

EveryoneTookTheGoodNames · 2005-07-23 22:47:36

Where is the deepest circle of hell? Thanks MathsIsFun

Zach · 2005-07-24 00:19:28

It's in the center of hell. There are nine circles of hell.

EveryoneTookTheGoodNames · 2005-07-24 10:45:45

How do you know? Why can't there be 15??

MathsIsFun · 2005-07-24 10:54:28

Zach just knows these things. We don't like to ask WHY ...

Zach · 2005-07-24 12:16:54

Look, just because I've studied Demonology does not make me evil!

The fact that my mind is so warped that it's driven me to insanity and given me the will to take over the world does, however, make me evil.

Zach · 2005-07-24 12:33:55

Alright. In truth, the 8th level of hell is the most vicious. But, I'll prove that I'm not all that evilly through these tests I've taken. One is Death Kiddy and the other is which circle of hell I'll be sent to.

Death Kiddy

80% - 90% (Serial Killer)
Multiple violent murders, random acts of genocide, puppy strangling and bunny math just get you warmed up. The dark voices are strong in you (as is the vodka) and crowds scatter before your demonic grin! Any remaining family or peers are slowly bleeding to death while you look at their wounds and lick your lips.

Hell
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!
Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Moderate
Level 3 | Very High
Level 4 | Very High
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Low
Level 7 | High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | High

- - - - - - - -
P.S
What Personality Disorder Do You Most Likely Have?
Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: Very High
Schizoid: High
Schizotypal: Very High
Antisocial: High
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: High
Narcissistic: Very High
Avoidant: Moderate
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: High

insomnia · 2005-07-24 19:19:06

I was only a staker boy. I don't even skate. Where'd you get the other tests?

Zach · 2005-07-25 04:31:41

The Dante's Inferno test.

EveryoneTookTheGoodNames · 2005-07-25 04:37:47

I am so confused right now.

Zach · 2005-07-25 04:39:36

Long words?

EveryoneTookTheGoodNames · 2005-07-25 04:40:14

You are so funny I forgot to laugh

Zach · 2005-07-25 06:20:15

Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.

EveryoneTookTheGoodNames · 2005-07-25 07:44:05

Thank you for that information Zach.

MathsIsFun · 2005-07-25 09:49:35

I have a question for hell scholars.

Let's say you have been a bad boy (stole a VCR or whatever), and get sent to hell where you are tormented by devils. How long does this go on. Forever? For stealing a VCR?

What are the rules for getting out again?

Zach · 2005-07-25 11:57:46

If you go to hell, you are forever imprisoned there. Tormented for eternity. Stealing a VCR? You'd probably get hit over the head with a VCR alot.

To go to Heaven, one must believe in God, have faith that he is there; and they must ask for forgiveness and repent all their sins.

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